This is gonna have to be my new tradition. I also did 2009 and 2011.

( Seems to me now that the dreams we had before are all dead, nothing more than confetti on the floor )

I would just like to say.
That the last person I slept with.
And we all know who that might be.
Was.
Apparently.
Not good at it.

Because yeah.
Shit son.

I have no idea what that movie was about.  We did watch the second one, though.

I enjoyed reading my responses for this meme two years ago here.

( End-of-the-Year Meme )

Today I had noodles for breakfast, frozen yogurt and four free cookies from Harris Teeter for lunch, and broccoli and chocolate-covered cheesecake for dinner.

I wore a tanktop that is super tight and hugs every crevice of my flabby belly and I wore it in public and I didn't cross my arms or wear a vest or anything.  No one gave me a weird look or ( Read more... )

 Okay, are you ready for this?

This is my serious post about deep thoughts and stuff.  It's gonna be really, really long and really, really detailed.  Hope you have some free time.

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